Strange but true, a rash of attacks at eatery's all over the eastern sea board brought assistant investigative director "LaBarba" face to face with on of the strangest enemy's he has ever faced! Seemingly immune to all attacks even the "beard punch!" Simply sending the three foot tall collection of living mashed potatoes slamming against a wall.
But luckily no one was injured in the latest attacks, the would be mashed potato monster being unable to hurt LaBarba even when wielding knifes and hot oil! A battle for the ages indeed. No one knows yet how or why this monster has appeared and attack, but we hear at the world Guardian will get to the bottom of it!
LB
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