Monday, May 14, 2012

Lion kills 42 midget wrestlers.

Reporting at the scene of yet another attack on a group of midget wrestlers, this group also a group of extraterrestrials in hiding on our planet, they wear engaging in one of there races great cultural events, when a lion jumped into the ring seemingly out of nowhere.

The event was taking place in Cambodian, and by the end of the attack on these visitors 28 wear dead and 14 wear in critical condition. We have every indication that this was yet another attack by some as of yet unknown force or group, since there is some compelling evidence that the lion was, in fact, a Cyborg Lion...

Our investigation continues but is getting considerably more dangerous.

More later.

DVW & LB.

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