miget wrestlers killed by prostitiues?!?!?

Alien midget wrestlers assassinated by ninja prostitutes.

Not to long ago some of you may have read a report that a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers (Or little person sports entertainer as they like to be called) Were killed pair a pair of girls posing as prostitutes, who drugged them in a attempt to rob them, but because of there small body size they tragically overdosed.

Some of you may have also heard that this was in fact a April fools joke.
Inside sources have tipped off out investigation team to a coverup of the highest level.
These two individuals wear not what they seamed, and there assassins wear not who they wear reported to be. The Midgets were in fact interstellar visitors from the Pollux star system, and the prostitute were Ninjas sent by a as of yet unknown group to kill these aliens.

It is not yet know who had these little visitors from another planet killed, or weather or not the ninja involved wear simply ninjas or ninja prostitutes. The information we do have is stretchy at best, only that the two seam to have been killed with some soft of poison applied by very small needles most likely fired from a blowpipe.

There are singes of a struggle, but it would seam that the two wear no match for there Ninja attackers, More information as we get it.

DVW