Strange but true, a rash of attacks at eatery's all over the eastern sea board brought assistant investigative director "LaBarba" face to face with on of the strangest enemy's he has ever faced! Seemingly immune to all attacks even the "beard punch!" Simply sending the three foot tall collection of living mashed potatoes slamming against a wall.
But luckily no one was injured in the latest attacks, the would be mashed potato monster being unable to hurt LaBarba even when wielding knifes and hot oil! A battle for the ages indeed. No one knows yet how or why this monster has appeared and attack, but we hear at the world Guardian will get to the bottom of it!
LB
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Assistant Investigative Editor: LaBarba.
Today We will be introducing our second in command hear at the World Guardian, Assistant Investigative Editor: "LaBarba" I would love to tell you more about him as a person, but I can't in truth even I know little about him. I first met him on the mean streets of Bogota a masked crime fighter strait out of a comic book, masked caped and bearded.
It is in fact his beard that gives him powers! Handed down from one viking sage to the next the beard grants amazing bread powers that allow LaBarba [Or LB as we call him here at TWG] to battle bears, punch cars, and arm wrestle giant snakes!
So after a age of fighting crime on the mean streets he has decided to join us hear at the Guardian.
DVW
It is in fact his beard that gives him powers! Handed down from one viking sage to the next the beard grants amazing bread powers that allow LaBarba [Or LB as we call him here at TWG] to battle bears, punch cars, and arm wrestle giant snakes!
So after a age of fighting crime on the mean streets he has decided to join us hear at the Guardian.
DVW
Monday, May 14, 2012
Lion kills 42 midget wrestlers.
Reporting at the scene of yet another attack on a group of midget wrestlers, this group also a group of extraterrestrials in hiding on our planet, they wear engaging in one of there races great cultural events, when a lion jumped into the ring seemingly out of nowhere.
The event was taking place in Cambodian, and by the end of the attack on these visitors 28 wear dead and 14 wear in critical condition. We have every indication that this was yet another attack by some as of yet unknown force or group, since there is some compelling evidence that the lion was, in fact, a Cyborg Lion...
Our investigation continues but is getting considerably more dangerous.
More later.
DVW & LB.
The event was taking place in Cambodian, and by the end of the attack on these visitors 28 wear dead and 14 wear in critical condition. We have every indication that this was yet another attack by some as of yet unknown force or group, since there is some compelling evidence that the lion was, in fact, a Cyborg Lion...
Our investigation continues but is getting considerably more dangerous.
More later.
DVW & LB.
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
miget wrestlers killed by prostitiues?!?!?
Alien midget wrestlers assassinated by ninja prostitutes.
Not to long ago some of you may have read a report that a pair of Mexican midget wrestlers (Or little person sports entertainer as they like to be called) Were killed pair a pair of girls posing as prostitutes, who drugged them in a attempt to rob them, but because of there small body size they tragically overdosed.
Some of you may have also heard that this was in fact a April fools joke.
Inside sources have tipped off out investigation team to a coverup of the highest level.
These two individuals wear not what they seamed, and there assassins wear not who they wear reported to be. The Midgets were in fact interstellar visitors from the Pollux star system, and the prostitute were Ninjas sent by a as of yet unknown group to kill these aliens.
It is not yet know who had these little visitors from another planet killed, or weather or not the ninja involved wear simply ninjas or ninja prostitutes. The information we do have is stretchy at best, only that the two seam to have been killed with some soft of poison applied by very small needles most likely fired from a blowpipe.
There are singes of a struggle, but it would seam that the two wear no match for there Ninja attackers, More information as we get it.
DVW
Some of you may have also heard that this was in fact a April fools joke.
Inside sources have tipped off out investigation team to a coverup of the highest level.
These two individuals wear not what they seamed, and there assassins wear not who they wear reported to be. The Midgets were in fact interstellar visitors from the Pollux star system, and the prostitute were Ninjas sent by a as of yet unknown group to kill these aliens.
It is not yet know who had these little visitors from another planet killed, or weather or not the ninja involved wear simply ninjas or ninja prostitutes. The information we do have is stretchy at best, only that the two seam to have been killed with some soft of poison applied by very small needles most likely fired from a blowpipe.
There are singes of a struggle, but it would seam that the two wear no match for there Ninja attackers, More information as we get it.
DVW
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