Florida Machete attack hides growing Zombie Problem in the Sunshine state.

A new string of Machete attacks in the sunshine state shows a growing and dangerous trend...

Zombie attack cover ups!
It's true we braved zombie hordes and alligators to get the information from long time Swamp Zombie hunter **** ****

"Ya, Me and tit go out ebery nite. We get dem der rotton uns that come up from da swamp.. Tourists mostly I tink. Crossbows and machetes is best, no noise ya know."

How these Zombie hunters make a living has still not been discovered.

Our attempts to interview any zombies met with... mixed results.

We where asked to remove the names of the People in this story to better hide there identity.