Your dear readers might have caught wind of the story of Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty being arrested in Times Square last week after getting into a fight over tips. But this is like so many other things I cover my friends.
It is actually part of a larger Ratkipodian and Felnaris conflict, a age old conflict between to interstellar races. In my interview with both of the 'detainees' who where actually taken into custody by a branch of UN peacekeeping forces that deal with this kind of thing. They both told similar stories of having to work part time jobs hear on earth to help finance the on going war between there two races.
Good thing its still a cold war for us readers.
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