Your dear readers might have caught wind of the story of Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty being arrested in Times Square last week after getting into a fight over tips. But this is like so many other things I cover my friends.
It is actually part of a larger Ratkipodian and Felnaris conflict, a age old conflict between to interstellar races. In my interview with both of the 'detainees' who where actually taken into custody by a branch of UN peacekeeping forces that deal with this kind of thing. They both told similar stories of having to work part time jobs hear on earth to help finance the on going war between there two races.
Good thing its still a cold war for us readers.
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Jade Helm 15, Obama Robot Spys.
The internet and so-called "news" have been abuzz as of late with the Jade Helm 15 conspiracy, so we hear at the Guardian decided to go take a look for our selves to see how this had all played out.
So our goals whereas follow.
Find out any of the following.
#1: Had the Military taken control of Texas?
#2: Where people being held in abandoned Walmarts?
#3: Had Martial law been declared?
Well first thin is first, we do not as of now, think that the US military or Obama has taken control of Texas. We did find some evidence of an outside influence that seems to be affecting the intelligence of Texas government leadership. We did also run into a lot of water.
People where not being held in any of the abandoned Walmarts we check, but it is possible that there were special built FEMAmarts. Built just for that use. You never know with Walmart and there extraterrestrial links.
No martial law was apparent at the moment, but again there was allot of weather-related water.
Which brings us to the real shocker of our news investigation.
Obama has yet again used his secret weather control installation hidden deep in Canada to strike harsh weather-related blow to Texas, and for no other reason than to slip microscopic survalience devices into Texas in the form of FEMA aid..
We even think that the Federal FEMA relief money that the Governor of Texas asked for might be bugged.
So our goals whereas follow.
Find out any of the following.
#1: Had the Military taken control of Texas?
#2: Where people being held in abandoned Walmarts?
#3: Had Martial law been declared?
Well first thin is first, we do not as of now, think that the US military or Obama has taken control of Texas. We did find some evidence of an outside influence that seems to be affecting the intelligence of Texas government leadership. We did also run into a lot of water.
People where not being held in any of the abandoned Walmarts we check, but it is possible that there were special built FEMAmarts. Built just for that use. You never know with Walmart and there extraterrestrial links.
No martial law was apparent at the moment, but again there was allot of weather-related water.
Which brings us to the real shocker of our news investigation.
Obama has yet again used his secret weather control installation hidden deep in Canada to strike harsh weather-related blow to Texas, and for no other reason than to slip microscopic survalience devices into Texas in the form of FEMA aid..
We even think that the Federal FEMA relief money that the Governor of Texas asked for might be bugged.
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