Undercover investigation may have uncovered the chilling truth about the GOP front runners rise to power....
A mind controlling mind reading Toupee monster.
Now of coarse the monster itself is not a Toupee that is simply the disguise that this monster (Possibly of alien origin) has chosen to take to hide its presence.
Our investigation was blocked by the Candidates army of (Oddly Toupee wherein) Body guards.
Perhaps a army of monsters controlling humans and planning a invasion?
