Ninja in the foothills of Kentucky?

As we all know that Ninja sightings are on the rise all over the world. But a odd spike in Ninja sightings lead me back to my home state of Kentucky. After months of exhaustive research, investigation and interviewing ninja sighting eye witnesses. I narrowed my search to Knox County Kentucky.
And after searching the community of Barbourville, and the surrounding forested areas.

My investigation and sources inside the Ninja Community leads me to believe that all of Knox County, From the police department, fire department, hospital, Union College, even the 1-149th Infantry of the Kentucky National guard are comprised largely of Ninja and there allies.

The political and social alinement of these ninjas is as of yet unknown to me. But considering that I made it out of the county without being attacked leads me to believe that these ninjas may be more benevolent then the others I have encountered.

DVW

Greetings for the Publisher and chief: Douglas Van white.
I'm very pleased that you have taken the time out of your day to come and look at our little corner of the internet, in my years of investigative reporting I have constantly been frustrated by my inability to publish stories that my editors didn't want to get out because "there investors" would not like it. What they really mean is that the powers that be and government agency's that own stock in there newspapers would shut them down.

I have spent the better part of a decade going around the world to investigate story's that most reporters would never dream of undertaking. Monsters, bandits, assassins and rebels.
But my years of Military, Intelligence and Secret Martial arts training prepared me for almost anything that the job could throw at me.